David Smith archives
David Smith (and Oscar Wilde) on the "fourth estate," their marriage with the State, and how the Internet will destroy them all.
12/17/2001The Future of War
It's 2005, and the Senate declares that all wars that the US has perpetrated have been "just," and therefore no innocents have ever died in those wars.
12/4/2001Down With the Army-Navy Game
David Smith has had it with the orgy of State worshipping.
David Smith on greedy mooching dolers, the criminal government, and private charity.
11/11/2001Who Do You Want Protecting You?
David Smith on women as protectors, and how they can't protect anyone. I mean, even that fat commie dyke Rosie O'Donnell has male body guards (shh, and they have guns!).
11/6/2001In Defense of Democracy
Oh this is priceless stuff, guys. Sing to the tune of that cheesy ass "God Bless the USA" song.
10/30/2001The Coming American Empire
David Smith says when one empire falls, another invariably picks up its slack. Watch out for the American one, and see the tragedy of Diego Garcia.
Could Larry Ellison be Satan himself? Check out his horrendous record courtesy of David Smith.
8/7/2001The Vehicle Registration Scam
David Smith is back to tell us that no matter what we do, the DMV-Insurance Complex is gonna get us.
David Smith on how the government doesn't even follow its own rules.
David Smith theorizes on the legitimacy of municipal ownership of streets, and is outraged about the ousting of residents from their parking spaces in favor of Hollywood producers.